
(Submitted by Phantasmagoricalicious)

I might have overdone it on caffeine tonight. Maybe. Just a smidge.
That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

#i love that he’s adjusting the place setting as he says #it’s not just about teaching klaus manners #he’s like these god damn people don’t know a proper place setting either #who the fuck puts the napkin there #i am one elbow on the table away from killing you allThe tags. lol#i am one elbow on the table away from killing you all
oh mY GOD
#I AM ONE ELBOW ON THE TABLE AWAY FROM KILLING YOU ALL
AHAHAHAHAHAH
#I want a spin-off about elijah and damon opening a bed and breakfast together #and telling people off for trampling mud into their carpets #and using the wrong fork for dessert #the vampire diaries is a sit-com
